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A Christmas Poem

Eyeing hydrants, digging holes, Drinking from the toilet bowls… Playing games of “tug-o’-war,” Putting scratch marks on your door … Rolling over, playing dead, Getting dog hair on your bed … Scaring folks who bring the mail, Chasing cars, as…

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“Things We Can Learn From Our Pet”

Never pass up an opportunity to go for a joy ride Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy When loved ones come home, always run to greet them When it is…

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Thirteen Things Dogs Don’t Understand

1…It’s not a laugh to practice woofing as 3am. 2…It’s wrong to back Graqndma into a coner and guard her. 3…He shounldn’t jump on your bed when he’s soaking wet. 4…The command”SHUT THE BLOODY HECK UP!” means just that. 5…The…

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“Things A Dog Needs to Remember….”

I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m lying under the coffee table. I will not…

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MIND GAMES FOR DOGS TO PLAY WITH HUMANS

After your humans give you a bath, don’t let them towel you dry! Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself on the sheets. This is especially good if it’s right before your human’s bedtime. Act like a…

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Doggy Dictionary

BATH: This is a process by which the humans drench the floor, walls and themselves. You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently. BYCYCLES: Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you…

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Dog Commandments

Thou shalt not act half starved whenever thou watches me eat. Thou shalt not lift thy leg to water the Christmas tree. Thou shalt not roll in any smelley stuff thy finds in the yard. Thou shalt not lie down…

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“Ten ways to Kill your Post”

1. Don’t” go to meetings. Let someone explain what they think they heard. 2. Fine fault with the work of your elected and appointed officers. 3. Never accept chairmanship. It is easier to criticize than do things. 4. If asked…

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Our Awards

“These are awards we have received from various individuals, groups, and organization who have expressed their appreceiation and recongintion of our web pages. We thank them for these awards and will continue to meet or exceed these standards that have…

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