1…It’s not a laugh to practice woofing as 3am. 2…It’s wrong to back Graqndma into a coner and guard her. 3…He shounldn’t jump on your bed when he’s soaking wet. 4…The command”SHUT THE BLOODY HECK UP!” means just that. 5…The…
Read moreI will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m lying under the coffee table. I will not…
Read moreAfter your humans give you a bath, don’t let them towel you dry! Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself on the sheets. This is especially good if it’s right before your human’s bedtime. Act like a…
Read moreBATH: This is a process by which the humans drench the floor, walls and themselves. You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently. BYCYCLES: Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you…
Read moreThou shalt not act half starved whenever thou watches me eat. Thou shalt not lift thy leg to water the Christmas tree. Thou shalt not roll in any smelley stuff thy finds in the yard. Thou shalt not lie down…
Read more1. Don’t” go to meetings. Let someone explain what they think they heard. 2. Fine fault with the work of your elected and appointed officers. 3. Never accept chairmanship. It is easier to criticize than do things. 4. If asked…
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