My Christmas

Well, here I am at Christmas time.  I like the climate this time of year.  living in the southwest is great.  We don’t get any of that white fluffy stuff that I keep hearing about on the news.  My masters gives me my own Christmas stocking to open.  I guess that I was good during the year.  Then again I get one each year.  It is part of the charm thing I do.  This stocking looks pretty interesting.  Look at the colors.  I wonder what is inside.  This calls for some keen observation and the skill of a fine surgeon in order for me to open this without tearing it a part.  But I am so exciting at what is inside, I have to know!

Let me see now, I have one side open and all I have to do is to just pull back the top a little and I will be able to see what is inside.  I almost have it.  I have been working up a heap of energy doing this.  I know that master dad has that camera thing going so not only do I have to wrestle with this stocking, I have to maintain that « cute » image also.  Boy, is my life rough around here.  I have to open this carefully.  I don’t need to make a mess right now.  Master dad and mom have already opened their presents.  One thing about them, no one took any pictures!  What gives around here?  I need to join a union or something.

It looks good.  It fits in my mouth.  Not much on taste, but I can have caring this around the house in my mouth.  I wonder is I can get master dad to play with me.  Well, on to the next surprise.  I will just lay this aside for now and will get back to it later.  I have to find out what else is inside this stocking. once I heard someone say an ice cream cone.  Whatever that might be.  I like the pastel colors and the small size.

Here is something that looks interesting.  It is elongated, yellow with red stripes, but it is hard for me to get a good bite onto this.  maybe if i hold it between my front paws, I can get a better bite on the situation.  Where is McGruff when you need him.  I am sure he could get a bite out of this.  I keep hearing master dad saying something like a football thing.  I have no idea what that is, but master mom said « Not on Christmas Sunday are you going to watch any.  « You be a good ‘boy’ and take some more pictures. » I thought master dad’s name was « Bill. »

Here is something that I can really get my teeth into.  I keep wanting to know what master mom keeps saying to master dad all the time.  « See, even Fudgie knows when to brush his teeth.  You might learn something from him if you watch him long enough. »  I guess master dad is working hard at keeping the camera going and trying to please master mom.  But I still hear from master dad, « Just get this this over and maybe I will have time to watch the end of the second half ».  Second half of what and watch when?  I like this toy.  It is small enough for me to carry around.  I really have a good life.  Each year we go through this same routine.  I really think my Masters get a thrill out of watching me open my Christmas stocking.

Boy, do I need this.  Got done opening all of my Christmas stocking, worked up a sweat, and just taking a « power nap » and what does master mom do?  Yep, that camera thing again.  Even master dad is catching up with his « power nap ».  I guess the second half of whatever must be over.  I think master dad missed it.  We Gates’ have a very rough life.  All we need are these little « power naps »  just to boost up our energy.  Well, this is another end to a great Christmas.  I got many new play toys and as soon as master dad wakes up, maybe he and I can go outside to play with my new toys.

Plan du site