A Christmas Poem
Eyeing hydrants,
digging holes,
Drinking from
the toilet bowls...
Playing games
of "tug-o'-war,"
Putting scratch marks
on your door ...
Rolling over,
playing dead,
Getting dog hair
on your bed ...
Scaring folks
who bring the mail,
Chasing cars,
as well as tail ...
Barking, begging,
heeling, howling,
And also, on occasion,
growling ...
Romping through
a field of grass,
Sneezing, snoozing,
passing gas ...
Sniffing everything
I see,
Peeing on
the Christmas tree ...
Woofing, wagging,
chomping, chewing ...
These are things
I sure love doing!