Eyeing hydrants,
digging holes,
Drinking from
the toilet bowls…
Playing games
of “tug-o’-war,”
Putting scratch marks
on your door …
Rolling over,
playing dead,
Getting dog hair
on your bed …
Scaring folks
who bring the mail,
Chasing cars,
as well as tail …
Barking, begging,
heeling, howling,
And also, on occasion,
growling …
Romping through
a field of grass,
Sneezing, snoozing,
passing gas …
Sniffing everything
I see,
Peeing on
the Christmas tree …
Woofing, wagging,
chomping, chewing …
These are things
I sure love doing!