You feed me when I’m hungry,
You keep water in my dish,
You let me sleep on anything,
Or in any place I wish.

You sometimes let me lick your hands,
Or even lick your face,
Despite the fact I’ve licked myself,
In every private place.

You taught me how to come when called,
You taught me how to sit,
You always let me go outside,
So I can take a sh… Stroll.

You’ll always have my loyalty,
Up to the bitter end,
‘Cause after all, it’s plain to see…
You are a dog’s best friend!